A TRIP TO TIBET

She knew she shouldn’t travel to Tibet, but she had nothing else to do so she did it anyway. When she got on the plane she realized that she had left her toothbrush at home. She had no idea where she was going to get a toothbrush in Tibet.

The trip was very long. About halfway to Tibet, problems began with the engine. It sounded like something was lodged in it. The sound went on for about seven minutes. The pilot told everyone that the problem had to do with the storm, but she knew otherwise. She had seen something on the wing, but she couldn’t quite make out what it was.

Eventually she realized that it was the green Teletubby with its enormous cow-decorated hat playing hopscotch. While the green Teletubby was playing his game, the stone he was using had rolled off the wing and into the engine, causing the noise.

After a while, Gonzo and the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man showed up in their jet-propelled slime machine that they had borrowed from Slimer. The Marshmallow Man was too heavy for the wing, causing the plane to do a 360 rotation, plummeting the Marshmallow Man to his oozy death.

Meanwhile, the green Teletubby and Gonzo had managed to hold on to the wing. She alerted the pilot, who decided to call Batman because the Air Force was busy with aliens in Nebraska.

Batman showed up before you could say, /Holy rusted metal.” Batman used his super-special magnetic extendable Battarang and knocked Gonzo clear off the plane. She tried to get the other passengers interested in what was going on outside the plane, but everyone thought she was just overtired or hallucinating. She watched Batman fly straight into the green Teletubby and break the little television in his stomach. That caused him to get electrocuted when he hit the surface of the water.

That was the most exciting plane trip she had ever had, but after it all, she still didn’t know where to get a toothbrush in Tibet.

- Eugene Cleveland