MY DREAM GIRL

To sum her up all in one word: Beautiful. Short, black and man, what a body! That graceful way she moves; man, it’s breathtaking. I’ve been trying to get her for about a year and a half. I know it’s going to happen, so I just sit back and wait.

She was born in Munich, Germany and raised in Bowie, Maryland. She’s about nine years old. I know that may sound extremely weird, me being seventeen and all, but love makes you do crazy things. I’ve worked long and hard for her, but I’ve gone nowhere. I’m going to be working at Seabreeze this summer, but I don’t think that’s going to be enough for her.

Basically, I just sit back and wait and I pray; that’s really all I can do. That and dream about her and her jaw-dropping body. I’m sorry, but I can’t stay off of her body: her rear raised slightly, a whole lot of junk in the trunk and her front ! Wow! And man, is she fast. You have to see her moving down the street. You wouldn’t be able to take your eyes off her either.

There’s just one thing that’s bugging me. I can’t believe with all of her beauty and her gracefulness, someone has put a price tag on her: $10,000.00! That’s an outrage! How can someone say she’s worth $10,000.00? I know that I can’t just jump up and give that amount of money at any moment, so why am I still after her? That’s a question I ask myself over and over again. Many reasons, the simplest being that I have touched her. The curves of her body are breathtaking. She puts you in a state of mind that only comes from dreams.

Well, I think ! Excuse me? What was that? Oh, you want to know her name? It’s Brittany Michelle Winslow, Beemer for short. In Germany and here in the U.S., everybody just calls her by her initials: BMW.

And you all thought I was talking about a girl!

- Eugene T. Cockrell